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Once upon a time there was a monster that was the size of something huge. He was like a mountain who killed and ate anything and any one who got in its path or that he just happened not to like. The president of Brazil decided that the best way to get rid of this huge thing was to evacuate the city and fire nukes at it, and hopefully in some way and some how, it would die a slow, horrible, painful and agonizing death.

Sadly, the plan was unsuccessful and not only was the monster not dead but the nukes had killed and destroyed millons of innocent lives and had wasted millions of tax payers money. But they had a back up plan.

"We will bring out the monster in area 527 where weapons are stuffed in an underground sewer pipe".

The monster ran up to the president and said swore at him. Then he ripped the presidents intestines out and strangled him to death. Then it went out to help the other the other monsters terrorise the world.

Everyone thought it was the end, but a huge green pencil the size of a mountain leaped out of the water. They were going to have an epic battle but they had to wait for anyone who was not too scared to be a ref. Finally a tiny quivering pink psychic monkey came.

The giant pencil erased it and shouted "Come on, we need a ref that is not a pink psychic monkey"! So a yellow psychic monkey teleported to the battlefield and said "GO".